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    Bird Brain

    The Lifer

    Ornithological personality diagnostics.
    Peer-reviewed by absolutely nobody.

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    The Lifer

    What Bird Are You?

    Ten questions. One hundred possible birds. One result that will either feel deeply validating or mildly offensive.

    Either way, you'll learn something about yourself — and about the bird that's been living inside you this whole time, quietly building a nest out of your personality traits.

    Takes about 2 minutes. Emotionally revealing. Not tax-deductible.